yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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