oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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