i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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