she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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