the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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