Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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