My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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