Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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