Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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