i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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