I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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