I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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