Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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