are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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