chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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