How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We're too hungover to prance.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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