I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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