I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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