My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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