16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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