would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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