So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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