ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So squirting runs in the family.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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