honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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