Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now