i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!