About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA