This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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