is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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