my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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