what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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