I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
This is my gift to your gina
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I had to cum in my sink.
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