Sponge bath it is.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
3 2 1 whiskey
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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