my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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