in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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