You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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