I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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