And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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