he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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