Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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