yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It's just like the Real World with babies
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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