well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
