Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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