In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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