just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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