Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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