I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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