at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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