is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wish you could order shots online.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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