also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
