We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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