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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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