either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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