I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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I need you to use more vowels.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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