he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
The ass gains better be worth it
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