He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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