Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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