Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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